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Now this is classic

Post: # 88864Post dinowuff
Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:07 pm

Morganlefay wrote:The other day I found my 12 year old in a command prompt :shock:


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Post: # 88875Post Harry
Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:12 pm

^ She must be very small......and flat..
Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system..

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Post: # 88879Post Morganlefay
Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:36 pm

LOL....too funny Nokia

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Post: # 88887Post THE Doctor
Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:19 pm

Looks like Mav fancies me...
Ok Undies, I'll chase you around the board but damn, enough is enough?
but is easily exhausted..
.. The trouble with life is there's no background music..

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Post: # 89077Post Egaladeist
Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:17 pm

Dinowuff said:
"Hi - the light in my easy bake oven doesn't turn on any more" (Beat it kid, I'm surfing porn)
:D

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Post: # 89079Post dinowuff
Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:21 pm

nokia wrote:^ She must be very small......and flat..
Worth saying twice. Very well posted my friend very well done - indeed.
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Post: # 89097Post |3lack|ce
Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:51 pm

Worth saying twice. Very well posted my friend very well done - indeed.
concur!
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Post: # 89219Post llama love
Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:42 pm

J_K9 wrote:Fortunately, when it comes to deciding whether a dead llama or live llama is better, it's not a dilemma. ;)
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Post: # 89438Post Egaladeist
Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:35 pm

dinowuff wrote:
To post, or not to post - that is the question.

Whether it's greater to whore than to offer intelligent conversation is of the most moral of debate.

Lest shall we forget that whores, forged from the beginning of Taz's phpBB primordial soup. Brazen from all corners of the vast void that is the Internet - founded by the ei3st of Gee-ists.

Ay yea. Tis better to have whored at the taz than never to have whored at all.

So If I am not for myself, then who will be for me? And if I am only for myself, then what am I? And if not now, when?

A whore. A TazZone Whore.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

/amen

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Post: # 89529Post J_K9
Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:55 pm

Egaladeist wrote:
meg wrote:Dino is pretty cool as long as you're not one of the users who is making his day harder
But we like it when he has bad days...bad days=more Bastard Stories :D
:P
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Post: # 89544Post THE Doctor
Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:57 am

This would be a classic Eg-ism
Egaladeist wrote:I usually find what I'm looking for...unless I don't know what it is I'm looking for
.. The trouble with life is there's no background music..

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Post: # 89561Post DaFoxx
Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:53 am

und3rtak3r wrote:my v2 is happy with 128mb.. and worked well with only 64mb - but 64Mb is for wheelchair access (56k-dialup)
Wheelchair access :)
classic terms
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Post: # 89569Post DaFoxx
Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:03 pm

JK talking about Ubuntu's latest and greatest
J_K9 wrote:Believe me, this release is entirely worth it! You won't look back (don't quote me on that :P j/k).
Beware of Geeks bearing GIF's :shock:

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Post: # 89572Post Egaladeist
Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:21 pm

DaFoxx wrote:
well, I know what I mean
just don't know what I'm talking about
now...that's a quote :D

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Post: # 89968Post dinowuff
Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:24 pm

Aspman wrote:Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
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