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Aspman
Frustrated Mad Scientist
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Location: Scotland

Post: # 79790Post Aspman
Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:48 am

Yo momma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo momma's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:

"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo momma's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo momma's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.


"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
- Denis Diderot (1713-1784)

Kamah
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Post: # 79794Post Kamah
Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:55 am

Yo Momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

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Pattycakez
AKA pancake tits.....2 peas in a barrel
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Location: Tampa,FL

Post: # 79830Post Pattycakez
Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:42 pm

Aspman wrote:Yo momma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo momma's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:

"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo momma's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo momma's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Hey Assman, nice way to copy and paste

Yo momma so stupid, she can't hang around retards because she gets jealous.

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Panama Red
I come Unseen
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Post: # 79834Post Panama Red
Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:11 pm

Yo momma is soooo ugly....she's actually your daddy... :shock:
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Pattycakez
AKA pancake tits.....2 peas in a barrel
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Location: Tampa,FL

Post: # 79874Post Pattycakez
Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:44 pm

Yo momma so hairy, she had to shave her legs with two machetes and some acid.

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Egaladeist
I am the Eg man : Coo Coo Ca Choo
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Location: Canada

Post: # 79883Post Egaladeist
Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:02 pm

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Egaladeist
I am the Eg man : Coo Coo Ca Choo
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Post: # 79884Post Egaladeist
Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:04 pm

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Kamah
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Post: # 79897Post Kamah
Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:43 pm

Heh I stopped going to church when I passed one sign that read "We'll take your soul!"

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llama love
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Post: # 79902Post llama love
Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:56 pm

:shock:
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Pattycakez
AKA pancake tits.....2 peas in a barrel
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Location: Tampa,FL

Post: # 79921Post Pattycakez
Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:35 pm

I stopped going when I realized everyone there talks behind your back. I can have that just by being myself, and I don't even have to wake up early on sunday!

Kamah
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Post: # 79926Post Kamah
Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:50 pm

rofl I love you

You're the reason I'm lesbian!:)

Kamah
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Post: # 79929Post Kamah
Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:57 pm

I'm taking a break from Taz. The many hours of sitting at the computer have taken a toll. I'll be back after a few days or so.

Thanks for the wonderful week.

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Maverick
Top Gun
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Post: # 79930Post Maverick
Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:00 pm

I'm taking a break from life - be back in a few days or so.. :)
- Maverick

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Pattycakez
AKA pancake tits.....2 peas in a barrel
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Location: Tampa,FL

Post: # 79934Post Pattycakez
Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:03 pm

I wish I could take a break from life x_x or at least from my job, two days every week just doesn't seem long enough when you work 12+ hours a day.

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Ally
Our Lady of the Bay
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Location: N.S.W. Australia

Post: # 79993Post Ally
Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:56 am

Egaladeist wrote:Image
You Canadian Canuck! How dare you threaten the llama ...... no animals are to be injured in the making of this movie :mad:

I'll protect you llama :D
Scientia potentia est - Knowledge is Power

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