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Chat-up / Pick-up Lines

Post: # 113528Post SirDice
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:51 am

Watched the Graham Norton show last night.. Funny as hell..

He had an little item about chat-up/pick-up lines.. Some of them were really funny..

So what's your favorite?


* Your eyes are like spanners. Each time you look at me I feel my nuts tighten.

* I have a magic watch. It tells me your not wearing any underwear..
- Oh.. But I AM wearing them..
* That's right.. My magic watch is 15 minute fast..


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Post: # 113531Post cemetric
Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:03 am

Hehehe I definitely like the second one ... 15 minutes fast ... I'm seeing that actually working :mrgreen:
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Post: # 113533Post Shippwreck
Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:05 am

LOL... its the first that I like... my best offer is:

* Your the queen of hearts and i'm ready to be your king!

You can actually blame The Doctor for it... found a piece of card in a Geocache with the line printed on it!
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Post: # 113543Post dinowuff
Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:37 pm

How about a long term, meaningful, overnight relationship?
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Post: # 113545Post Opus
Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:44 pm

how about "can you smell this chloroform?"
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Post: # 113548Post Aspman
Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:53 pm

Sid the Sexist classic chat up lines

Do you like fruit? Sook me c0ck it's a peach!
Do you like chicken? Sook me c0ck it's fowl!
Is your driving good love? Back onto this then!

Fancy a fook?
Nah way!
Would you mind lying down while I have one then?

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Post: # 113555Post Morganlefay
Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:30 pm

Fancy a fook?
Nah way!
Would you mind lying down while I have one then?
LOL....I like that one

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Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:14 pm

We're all going to die...so let's just do it. :D

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Post: # 113626Post SirDice
Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:32 pm

I actually heard one of my friends use this one:

Hi.. In 3 seconds my tong is going to be in your mouth..

( It worked too, don't ask me why :roll: )
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Post: # 113631Post Shippwreck
Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:44 pm

Either your friend is a fit female... in which case there aren't many men that would say no...

or

Your friend was male and she was just THAT drunk!

Those are my two guesses ;)
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Post: # 113634Post SirDice
Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:09 pm

He's male.. And it was near the end of the night..
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Post: # 113642Post Harry
Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:08 pm

My face is leaving in 2 minutes.... be on it.


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Post: # 113643Post Shippwreck
Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:26 pm

SirDice wrote:He's male.. And it was near the end of the night..
So the second scenario was correct, still... gotta admire the balls ;)
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Post: # 113662Post Opus
Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:19 pm

Man: "Hey, Baby, I'd sure like to get in your pants!"
Woman: "No, thanks, I've already got one ass-hole in there now."
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Post: # 113681Post THE Doctor
Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:23 am

Hi I'm the ....... repair Guy.. 8) ( the ...... is TV, Computer, Internet, VCR... I don't do washing machines - I hear say there is more foreplay with them?)
.. The trouble with life is there's no background music..

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