Man food (food that'll probably kill ya)

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Re: Man food (food that'll probably kill ya)

Post: # 131941Post |3lack|ce
Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:43 pm

Today's Lunch:

"2nd night Beans" - slow-cooked pinto beans (cooked with copious amounts of bacon) with large amounts of browned ground meat chunks seasoned with chili powder added in.

Hot Water Cornbread - (You can google the recipe)

I anticipate much gas later this evening, which will make quite the interesting experience (at least for my guests) during my overnight shift at the No-Tell Motel.

Dessert - Cornbread & Sweet Milk - In a Tall glass chunk up a slice or two of leftover cornbread. Put a teaspoon of sugar atop the heap, then pour cold whole milk over the entire mess (some people use buttermilk - to me that detracts from the buttery goodness of the cornbread). Eat. (this one's an old Podunkian favorite. I've been eating it since before I was finished with babyfood)


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Re: Man food (food that'll probably kill ya)

Post: # 131943Post Egaladeist
Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:58 pm

Just had myself my version of a Philly Cheese Steak :mrgreen:

Ingredients:

1 steak
4 pieces of old chedder cheese
4 large mushrooms
1 onion
spicy BBQ Sauce
spices

place steak in pan on high till fried on both sides
add spices ( I use garlic powder and all-spice )
turn down heat to medium
cook till the steak is still a little rare
add onions and mushrooms
cook till everything is browned and the steak is medium rare
add BBQ Sauce ( don't be stingy :D )
add cheese ( real cheese not cheese slices )
turn up heat to high
spinning the steak and turning it frequently
cook till it looks done ( won't be very long )
spin steak to grab the juices/mess
put on plate and enjoy :mrgreen:

clean up mess... :rolf6:

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Re: Man food (food that'll probably kill ya)

Post: # 131944Post Panama Red
Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:59 pm

1 steaming bowl of Chili tonight washed down with copious amounts of ice cold beer... :cool3:
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Post: # 131952Post |3lack|ce
Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:15 am

Amazingly enough, this most DEFINITELY qualifies as MAN FOOD:

Vegetarian Pizza - now the explanation and qualification:

Tonight I'm sitting on the first of my two shifts, over at the lil No-Tell, and Boss's wife comes in. She asks, smiling, if I'd like some pizza. Having sampled her cooking in the past, I didn't hesitate to accept. She sends out 4 wonderful slices, and then asks if I'd like some of their chutney to go atop it. I again didn't hesitate. This is good eats anywhere anywhen.

So I get this little bowl of green stuff, and atop my 4 slices of homemade pizza (crust cracker crisp but about 1/4in thick) coated with very finely chopped onions, bell peppers, jalapeno peppers, and some other stuff I can't immediately recognize, slathered in molten mozzarella cheese with some cheddar mixed in for good measure.

Qualification: Folks, this had to be the hottest pepper-laden firecracker I've ever eaten in my entire life, and you're talking to the guy who usually adds a habanero or two to his chili bowl. The pizza broke me into an immediate sweat, and with the chutney added nearly brought tears to my eyes. After my mouth went good and numb from capcaisin (sp?) overload, I dearly fell in love with the deep flavours brought to the table.

Guys, veggies *DO* sometimes qualify as MAN FOOD, but only when they light your arse on fire as you eat them. This was very much that kind of veggie dish.
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Post: # 132240Post |3lack|ce
Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:29 am

Man. I wait 12 days to post and you fokkers still can't keep me from doubleposting. Ok, here goes:

MANFOOD for today -
40 oz Dr.Pepper off the Fountain loaded with cherry juice.
1/2lb Cheeseburger loaded with Bacon (no onions bishes, I like fresh breath), served with mustard, lettuce & tomato.
Extra large order of spicy curly fries.

And to get me through the REST of my shift (yah, it's manfood too, it'll kill ya if you eat enough of it) - A nice fat bag of hershey kisses, and a roll of mentos. Doubt I'll finish the kisses off, but the damn mentos are nearly gone.


And as a bonus:

MANFOOD at home!
Yesterday I grilled Johnsonville Brats and some really good Italian Sausage. Served on hot-dog buns with mustard. MAJOR good eats, and major MANFOOD!
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Post: # 132258Post rapier57
Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:38 pm

Going out to lunch today with a couple cow-orkers ... er ... co-workers. We're heading to an Irish pub.

Shepherds pie. Meatloaf (the kind with burger and sausage all mixed in). Bangers and mash. And, all kinds of other artery clogging stuff. We'll be in heaven.

Had the meatloaf last time. That stuck with me for three days.
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Post: # 132261Post Morganlefay
Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:31 pm

I had chicken wings yesterday...with a coke!!
No salad ...wings were hot....didnt eat the carrots or celery

Had poppers to start (deep fried breaded jalapinos with fake cheese)

Pretty manly fer a gurl

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Post: # 132267Post rapier57
Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:54 pm

Well, poppers with fake cheese might qualify as manfood. Just how fake is the cheese, and what nasty but tasty stuff is it made of?

Of course, they are deep fried.
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