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Scare off - who me? Heh... don't think that's possible, I've been married for 'bout 18 years now... nothing scares me... well meebe rising college costs and morons in control, but... hmmm... meh not much else than that, and even then, if I put on enough deodorant and cologne, we're good to go.Ally Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:56 pm Post subject:
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Looks like we haven't tried hard enough to scare him off
Tis time for me to don the leather and dust off the whips and chains
Who's for a spanking
As soon as I mention whips and chains .... the first in line is YOU, llamallama love wrote:Oooh oooh oooh me first! Me first!
Though while we are talking about nachos I had some the other night. Not at church though, at the pub. They were nice.
Ooooh Harder! Harder! Harder!
Wives are funny like thatJanos Khan wrote:Scare off - who me? Heh... don't think that's possible, I've been married for 'bout 18 years now... nothing scares me... well meebe rising college costs and morons in control, but... hmmm... meh not much else than that, and even then, if I put on enough deodorant and cologne, we're good to go.Ally Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:56 pm Post subject:
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Looks like we haven't tried hard enough to scare him off
Tis time for me to don the leather and dust off the whips and chains
Who's for a spankingAnd I'm not THAT old... just married young cuz we were crazy like that... we didn't have our first kid til we been married 10 years - we gave ourselves a long probabtionary period, or something like that.
Beatings, sure, y not? It's been awhile!My wife gets to give me the first whippin tho, she's particular 'bout that.
^ Definitely going to fit in here.Janos Khan wrote:Apologies... after I joined, I managed to stumbled upstairs, passed out, then was woken to my kids jumping on the bed yelling about going to church. While I was wiping the sleep from my eyes, I vaguely remembered doing something important the night before and since my wife was not smiling, I knew it wasn't improving my relationship with her, so I looked on the laptop and saw I joined TAZ. Then I remembered - I needed a haven for smart-alecks and those who like to drink a bit.