This place is nice

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Re: This place is nice

Post: # 125589Post Leaf
Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:24 pm

Aspman wrote:He's like the BoFHs unstable little brother
With a hint of James Bond thrown in:)



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Re: This place is nice

Post: # 125590Post rapier57
Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:29 pm

Leaf wrote:
Aspman wrote:He's like the BoFHs unstable little brother
With a hint of James Bond thrown in:)
Yeah, thrown in in his dreams ...
Rapier57.

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Re: This place is nice

Post: # 125604Post Leaf
Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:06 am

No, really, the farthest I've gone was to edit email headers to change the timestamps :roll:

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Re: This place is nice

Post: # 125608Post |3lack|ce
Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:31 am

Wow. You gotta get more devious than that Leafy...

Try loading a few well-placed ip addresses into the offending bunghole's hosts file, after turning off his virii scanner and spyware scanners of course.

After a few days, get your bud in the IT department (you *do* have a bud in there right? If not, make some cookies and take to 'em - food works every time on befriending geeks! Of course, you're female, and geek too, so you should have no problems in the friendmaking department) to check his surfing history and cookies because you 'passed by his office and saw some disturbing images over his shoulder.'

Rut roh, meathead has been surfing Pron at work!

This works magnificently well if you load up his hosts file with kiddie porn and nambla association site ip's - now he hasn't just been surfing Pron, he's been surfing kiddie pron, and the authorities get notified. Now meathead is not only no longer employed, he's doing a 20 year stretch calling Bubba sweetie, virtually unemployable at anything bearing more responsibility than a yard boy, and registered for LIFE.
The one thing a customer service specialist can never teach is 'being nice.'

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Re: This place is nice

Post: # 125609Post Dogbert
Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:46 am

Makes me glad I never leave my work laptop at work... :cool3:
OUT! OUT! You demons of stupidity!!!!

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Re: This place is nice

Post: # 125610Post |3lack|ce
Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:59 am

Really scary thing - as I posted all that I was handling bringing the boss's lappy up to current, all updates since sp3, etc, and cleaning his machine. Amazing how I can be ethical and devious at the same time wot?
The one thing a customer service specialist can never teach is 'being nice.'

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Re: This place is nice

Post: # 125618Post Aspman
Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:07 am

"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
- Denis Diderot (1713-1784)

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