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Egaladeist
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Post: # 108566Post Egaladeist
Thu May 01, 2008 9:54 am

we are not allowed to mention
We can mention it all we want...you can say that you'd rather poke out your eyes with a hot needle than drink Stella Artois...that if you were dying of thirst in the Desert you'd rather drink your own piss than Stella Artois...

you just can't say it contains ingredients that it does not contain.



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Post: # 108571Post Aspman
Thu May 01, 2008 11:35 am

Or make unsubstantiated claims

i.e. ████ ████ is made from the tears of starving Africans and is known to make your cock fall off and the glaciers in Taiwan shrink.

Remember it's only liable if it's untrue.
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Post: # 110469Post Vorlin
Sat May 17, 2008 9:02 am

*deep southern drawl* Howdy! Know what we do to chickens around here? You probably don't want to know...

Welcome to the chicken slaughterhouse! Hope you don't have to see it all happen.
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Post: # 110484Post THE Doctor
Sat May 17, 2008 9:44 am

Egaladeist wrote:
we are not allowed to mention
We can mention it all we want...you can say that you'd rather poke out your eyes with a hot needle than drink Stella Artois...that if you were dying of thirst in the Desert you'd rather drink your own piss than Stella Artois...

you just can't say it contains ingredients that it does not contain.
ho kay... I have been told that drinking your own piss is easier when it is cold .. but that Stella Artois shit is as bad cold as it is hot...
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Post: # 126619Post MistyPaws
Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:29 pm

Blimey, I have not logged in here for ages and thought my account would have "gone"

Now I need to get my post count up as I wish to share with you all my website, gone and set up my own business, only available in the Somerset UK ariel!

Buisness is errr slow I blame it on the credit crunch :shock:
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Post: # 126624Post Egaladeist
Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am

Welcome back Paws :mrgreen:

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Post: # 126637Post Aspman
Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:07 am

Hello,

What's the business?
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Post: # 126644Post MistyPaws
Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:08 pm

Thanks Egaladeist :D

Aspman, it's computer repair, maintenance and teaching, and virtual secretarial services
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Post: # 126648Post Opus
Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:49 pm

is that a cleavage or a PCMCIA slot?
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Post: # 126654Post Aspman
Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:54 pm

And so Opus fails at the first hurdle. Misty is in fact a former taxi driver called Graham with knuckle tattoos, left and rite.

My mate has a virtual secretary for his business. Certainly threw me when I called up and spoke to his 'receptionist'. I knew he worked from the roof space in a nursery school on his own. Phoned him back on his mobile with a WTF call.

Well fingers crossed for the new business, hopefully it will work for you with people maintaining what they've got rather than buying replacements.
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Post: # 126656Post Morganlefay
Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:04 pm

Opus wrote:is that a cleavage or a PCMCIA slot?
ROFLMAO

Thanks for the morning giggle

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Post: # 126681Post MistyPaws
Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:13 pm

Opus wrote:is that a cleavage or a PCMCIA slot?
:shock:
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Post: # 126683Post dinowuff
Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:53 pm

So misty, being that you are a virtual secretary, what would you charge to record some voice mail greetings and post them on youmail (my voicemail service)?

5 - 10 along the lines of:

Hello - you've reached Dino's voice mail. He probably won't return your call but give it a go at the beep

[out of breath voice]Dino's busy... don't leave a message - he's got callerID[/out of breath voice]

FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE - WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?

You know "Professional greetings" for the Bastard SysAdmin
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