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The Royal Wedding

Post: # 136646Post Aspman
Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:49 am

A bunch of arse?

Discuss.

But I would like to thank the Queen for making my birthday a national holiday.


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Re: The Royal Wedding

Post: # 136647Post SirDice
Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:46 pm

Well.... She is a babe :gallove:
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Post: # 136648Post dinowuff
Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:52 pm

I'm just pissed that William didn't invite me to the wedding.
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Post: # 136650Post Morganlefay
Mon Feb 28, 2011 3:11 pm

I think the whole thing is very romantic :gallove:

They really seem to truly like each other. :good:

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Re: The Royal Wedding

Post: # 136651Post Aspman
Mon Feb 28, 2011 3:46 pm

SirDice wrote:Well.... She is a babe :gallove:
She needs a good feed IMHO.

Feeling a bit sorry for Billy. The hair is thinning quite badly. A normal British bloke would shave his head and get on with life but I don't think having a skinhead king would fit well with the chattering classes.

I think that's diabolical Dino. Maybe Harry will take you out on a bender. He'll know where the clean hookers are!
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Post: # 136653Post Panama Red
Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:21 pm

Can't hurt the economy as the tourists will be flocking to London this year because of the wedding...so someone is going to be employed, might be a good time to arm the chavs with brooms and get out and sweep...;)
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Post: # 136654Post cheapscotchron
Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:23 pm

They really seem to truly like each other.
The royal marriage will be sure to cure that. ;)
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Post: # 136655Post Aspman
Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:40 pm

cheapscotchron wrote:
They really seem to truly like each other.
The royal marriage will be sure to cure that. ;)
That or a concrete pillar in a French underpass.
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Post: # 136656Post Morganlefay
Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:31 pm

Geez you guyz are romantic ......
Asp that is so wrong on so many levels....although I do see the humour

Yous guyz has corrupted me :shock:

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Re: The Royal Wedding

Post: # 136663Post dinowuff
Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:12 pm

Aspman wrote:That or a concrete pillar in a French underpass.
HAHAHAHAHAHA Classic!

MiLFy. True romance is dead. My perfect match ran out and got herself a BEAU so The Bastard has a broken heart and Hell surly will never freeze over :flowers:
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Post: # 136664Post Morganlefay
Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:37 pm

Could wait forever Dino :wink:

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Post: # 136687Post Egaladeist
Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:37 am

I think that's diabolical Dino. Maybe Harry will take you out on a bender. He'll know where the clean hookers are!
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Post: # 136699Post DaFoxx
Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:16 am

Aspman wrote:A bunch of arse?
nuff said really
as for romance
royal family don't do lovey dovey
she is required to bear the heir n a spare

THEN the underpass option will arrive
Beware of Geeks bearing GIF's :shock:

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Re: The Royal Wedding

Post: # 136704Post dinowuff
Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:42 pm

So the official work flow is:

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Private Sub KeepFamilyLine(ByVal OffSprig As String)
    If OffSpring.Exists(HEIR) = False Then
        DoItDoggie("You are not doing it right: " & MoPr0n)
    Else
        Dim Spare As NextInLine = FreeToLookandTouch("Finally got it right ol been" & GirlFriend)

        Do While HEIR >= 0
            GetGirlFriend(Spare.RedHead())
        Loop

        Spare.Close()
      IF OffSpring.Exists.HEIR.Spare >= 2
         Dim GetVacation As Freedom = TipOffMedia.Bribe("")
           GetVacation(France.Underpass()) 
    End If
End If
End Sub
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Post: # 136717Post Aspman
Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:43 pm

I think you're lacking a "paparazzi" or "white fiat" variable.
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