World's most ugly website ??

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World's most ugly website ??

Post: # 100776Post cemetric
Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:03 pm

http://havenworks.com/
You be the judge !


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Post: # 100777Post Shippwreck
Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:13 pm

OMG... yep...


I think thats a little bit of sick in my mouth!
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Post: # 100782Post Harry
Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:25 pm

Think it is a link farm for some SEO??
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Post: # 100789Post Egaladeist
Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:30 pm

The Next TAZ website :D

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Post: # 100794Post rapier57
Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:15 am

Yep, that's one that will never be used in the iPhone. Too many little tiny links.

Betcha that site has some significant malware possibilities.

:shock: :roll:
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Post: # 100815Post Aspman
Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:18 am

It's like a flash back to '95.
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Post: # 100840Post Maverick
Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:32 pm

Asp's right - that bad boy looks like something you'd see 'back in the day'... The days when a static web page with some links, text, and a few images was high class!

But not any longer.... thankfully.. :P

That does hurt the eyes a bit..
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Post: # 100846Post llama love
Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:24 pm

It took well over a minute to load. Opera reported 259 images and thats after its been through the web filter.
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Post: # 100848Post Aspman
Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:31 pm

Look at it in 800x600

The horror the horror
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Post: # 100870Post rapier57
Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:10 pm

No, I refuse to go there, sheepherder. That is just wrong.
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Post: # 101874Post Aspman
Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:19 pm

Got another one

http://www.lingscars.com/

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Post: # 101895Post Elsparrow
Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:59 pm

Fucking hell.

I found this one:

http://www.uprhc.org.uk
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Post: # 101896Post LINGsCARs
Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:37 pm

Hey Aspman. Hello boyz! I am Ling. "Similar" pah! ... similar to nothing!

Thanks for the comments, I notice a lot of people on my website from this board, I am sure you lot are World Experts at websites. If anyone wants to know what income my website generates, just ask, but it is topside of £1/4 million UKP every year. I rent £28m of new cars from my beautiful website to ABC123 UK customers. Lovely. No sub prime rubbish. I have things like... 850 customer letters published (read some, see what the real customers think), 150 press articles, over 400 cars to choose from, my God, imagine the work I put in compared to your kewl, little, neat websites. No flash. Show me something better doing the same job... go ahead punks, make my day.

I am sure many of you can do better than £250k+VAT p/a however, so you must speak from a position of authority.

And the original website http://havenworks.com/ at the top of the thread??? Well, that is just great. Different, simple, fixating... colourful, no hint of anal design there. Just gives you what you want. If it takes long to load, so what, get a broadband connection cheapskate. I bet they are very successful with that website. Who the hell uses 800x600. All that is, is a little used game resolution.
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Post: # 101898Post LINGsCARs
Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:48 pm

Hmmm, everyone has run away.

Please post some of your own creations for my critique.
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Post: # 101899Post Morganlefay
Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:58 pm

I didnt run away....but then again I didnt comment on your site either


Dont take these guys too seriously....

They are a bunch of jokesters.....I dont thing they meant any harm ;)

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