The Official Joke Thread

[DaFoxx]

Latest news from the Gulf is that Saudi Arabia does NOT like The Flintstones

however

Abu Dhabi DO

[DaFoxx]

just seen this, and now cannot unsee it

https://imgur.com/r/trashy/2fjMfTo

[DaFoxx]

why does Snoop Dog have an umbrella ?

For the drizzle .......................

[DaFoxx]

due to my lack of a sex life, I decided to arrange a threesome, and get back into it
there were a couple of no shows, but I had a great time

[DaFoxx]

THIS is why I love Twitter at times
Steven Hawking died recently, and this appeared

GOD on twitter.jpg (60.17 KiB) Viewed 6927 times

GOT to be the ultimate BURN

[DaFoxx]

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read, “I am mute. I am not able to speak. May I play through, please?”

The first man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that, “No, he may not play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a right.”

He whacked the ball onto the green and left to finish the hole. Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head with a golf ball, laying him out cold. When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the mute sternly looking at him, holding up 4 fingers!

[DaFoxx]

What did Cinderella do when she got to the Ball ?



Gagged

[DaFoxx]

When I die, I want to be buried in the middle of nowhere, in a spring loaded coffin, full of confetti ................

Just so a future archaeologist shits themselves