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oh dear lord

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:29 am
by DaFoxx
Creepy battery-operated TEDDY BEAR SEX TOY.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/06/26 ... to_heaven/
What do you buy the woman that has everything? Something else, we would advise, and certainly not the latest cuddly sex toy hoping to find a place in the hearts (and between the legs) of women everywhere.
possibly NSFW
but most definitely not a toy you want to get your kids in error ................................

Re: oh dear lord

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 5:12 pm
by dinowuff
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Re: oh dear lord

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:49 pm
by Egaladeist
:rolf6: that's hilarious

Re: oh dear lord

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:23 pm
by DaFoxx
and now one for the gentlemen :mrgreen:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/06/27 ... es_xrated/
NSFW From frightening-looking prototype to reality: Fleshlight has at last, er, released its iPad faux-rifice.
According to its blurb, the coyly named LaunchPAD offers a "whole new perspective on masturbation..."
"Annual tablet sales are now surpassing the number of PC sales with an estimated 70 million iPads being sold across the US in 2013 alone,” said Brian Shubin, COO of Interactive Life Forms, the firm responsible for unleashing this rubberised upon the world.
“The Fleshlight LaunchPAD is a great addition to the current Fleshlight owner’s experience.”

Re: oh dear lord

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:26 pm
by DaFoxx
and another on
proving once and for all we really are a load of wankers :hysterical:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/06/03 ... _campaign/
NSFW The inventor of a "powerfully realistic electronic male pleasure machine" has hailed the “outpouring of support” for his robo-orifice after raising a whopping $250k down at Indiegogo.

With the backing of over 2,000 chaps, Brian Sloan has shot past his original $45,000 goal and is now poised to deliver worldwide relief via the Autoblow 2

Re: oh dear lord

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 3:22 pm
by Aspman
Now you know why everyone will be booking first class on the train and fighting for the power socket

Re: oh dear lord

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 6:08 am
by Egaladeist
:rolf6: