Bastard Status Revoked.

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Bastard Status Revoked.

Post: # 141001Post dinowuff
Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:11 pm

So I'm configuring a NAT rule for public ip 11.22.33.47 to private ip 10.10.2.3 (ASA 5520 - but that doesnt matter)

My netmask is 11.22.33.44/29

The first to tell me why the firewall was dropping traffic for 11.22.33.47 gets to call me names and revoke my status for a day!

I eventually figured it out, but it took me three days!

AND NO, THOSE ARE NOT THE REAL IP's


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Post: # 141002Post rapier57
Fri Nov 30, 2012 4:31 am

Because 11.22.33.47 is your broadcast address in /29.
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Post: # 141006Post SirDice
Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:03 am

^ is correct and since broadcasts aren't routed it's not coming through.
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Post: # 141009Post DaFoxx
Fri Nov 30, 2012 2:34 pm

so........ do we ALL get to rip the piss out of ya ??

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Post: # 141010Post dinowuff
Fri Nov 30, 2012 2:46 pm

Rapier and Dice are correct.

Both can call me names and make fun of my mother. Rapier for being the first to answer and Dice for explaining.

Three days wasted for being a moron sysadmin -blah
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Post: # 141011Post SirDice
Fri Nov 30, 2012 5:52 pm

Hehehe... Newbie :tongue1:

Oh well, I once had a problem with a Dutch Windows. It gave me an error, in Dutch. I seriously had no idea what the hell a "benoemde sluis" was, it made absolutely no sense, even in Dutch. Took me a couple of days to figure out it was a literal translation of "named pipe". Once I knew that I knew exactly what the problem was and how to solve it. Nowadays it's an English Windows or they can go figure it out themselves. I just do not understand the translations.
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Post: # 141012Post rapier57
Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:20 pm

Not going to rip on Dino. Been there, had that problem, too. Sometimes, there is so much going on the simple, little things are staring you in the face and you just don't see them.

A while ago, I started forcing myself to look at the simplest possible part of a problem first. That is where the solutions usually were. Also, bring in your crew. Breaking things down and giving each member of the team a piece to chew on often took seemingly huge, world-ending problems and made them manageable and quickly solvable.
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Post: # 141015Post Morganlefay
Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:59 pm

I still think your the best bastard ever Dino :kiss:

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Post: # 141070Post dinowuff
Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:45 pm

Awww - Thanks MLF
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Post: # 141071Post Aspman
Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:54 pm

You've got 8hr to drop the old halon system you've been hiding on some arse of a manager or I'll be forced to do something you'll regret.
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Post: # 141088Post rapier57
Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:23 am

We could hack into his systems and replace all the words in his text files with "poop."

Then, blame it all on Spec.
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