Translation Party

The place to kick back, relax, post general bullshit, and grill a few on the BBQ. Whatever doesn't fit into another forum would go here. We periodically go through and move posts to the correct forum, but we do charge a case of Beer every time we have to.
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Translation Party

Post: # 131692Post keezel
Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:57 am

www.translationparty.com

You input a sentence (anything, really) and then the translator translates to Japanese, then back to English, then back to Japanese. The outcome is pretty entertaining.
He had an interesting idea but it failed.
into Japanese
彼は興味深いアイデアを持っていたけど失敗しました。
back into English
He had failed, but interesting ideas.
back into Japanese
彼は興味深いアイデアを失敗していた。
back into English
He had interesting ideas fail.
back into Japanese
彼は面白いアイデアは失敗だった。
back into English
He is an interesting idea was a failure.
back into Japanese
彼は面白いアイディアだ失敗だった。
back into English
He was an interesting idea failed.
back into Japanese
彼は面白いアイデアだと失敗しました。
back into English
He's an interesting idea and failed.
back into Japanese
彼は面白いアイデアだと失敗しました。
back into English
He's an interesting idea and failed.
I'm gonna play with it for awhile and see if I can find something more interesting. :D


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Re: Translation Party

Post: # 131695Post rapier57
Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:51 am

I do the same thing with Bablefish, just manually. I run a translation back and forth until it doesn't get mangled, then I send it in email. Yeah, I do this often enough. It helps when you are sending hack abuse complaints to non-English speaking ISPs.
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Re: Translation Party

Post: # 131708Post outerlimit
Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:10 pm

do not touch the fish because they bite
彼らの一口が魚を触れないでください
Please do not touch a bite of their fish
してくださいその魚の口に触れないでください
Please do not touch the mouth of the fish please
してくださいしてください魚の口に触れないでください
Please do not touch the mouth of the fish please please
してください魚の口にしてくださいしてください。触れないでください
Please please please eat the fish. Please do not touch (not sure how we got to eating the fish...)
くださいくださいください魚を食べている。してください。触れないでください
Please please please eat the fish. Please. Please do not touch
くださいくださいください魚を食べている。どうぞ。してください。触れないでください
Please please please eat the fish. Please. Please. Please do not touch
くださいくださいください魚を食べている。どうぞ。どうぞ。してください。触れないでください
Please please please eat the fish. Please. Please. Please. Please do not touch
くださいくださいください魚を食べている。どうぞ。どうぞ。どうぞ。してください。触れないでください

This keeps going on for awhile.... finally we come to:
Please please please eat the fish. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please do not touch
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
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Re: Translation Party

Post: # 131710Post Aspman
Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:31 pm

Follow the fish theme
Do not feed the fish with spoiled food
into Japanese
甘やかさ食物と一緒に魚の餌を与えないでください
back into English
Please do not feed the fish with food spoiled
back into Japanese
してください食品台無しにして魚の餌を与えない
back into English
Not to spoil the food fish food please
back into Japanese
しないように、食用魚料理してください。台無しにする
back into English
Do not, please edible fish. Ruin
back into Japanese
、食用魚してくださいしないでください。破滅
back into English
Please please do not eat fish. Destruction
back into Japanese
してくださいしてください魚を食べていません。破壊
back into English
Please do not eat fish, please. Destruction
back into Japanese
してください。ください魚を食べていません。破壊
back into English
Please. Please do not eat fish. Destruction
back into Japanese
どうぞ。してください魚を食べていません。破壊
back into English
Please. Please do not eat fish. Destruction

Equilibrium found!
That's deep, man.
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Re: Translation Party

Post: # 131712Post dinowuff
Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:23 pm

You people have WAY TOO MUCH FREE TIME!

Get back to work or else I shall fart in your general direction!
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Re: Translation Party

Post: # 131713Post rapier57
Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:29 pm

OK, the gauntlet is down:
When riding motocycles, keep the rubber side down.
into Japanese
いつ乗ってオートバイ、下にゴム製のサイドを維持。
back into English
When motorcycle riding, keep the rubber side down.
back into Japanese
ときに、バイクに乗る、下にゴム製のサイドを維持。
back into English
When you ride a bike, keep the rubber side down.
back into Japanese
するときは、下のゴム側を置いている自転車に乗っている。
back into English
When you are riding a bike that put the rubber side down.
back into Japanese
するときは、下のゴム側を自転車に乗っている。
back into English
When you are riding a bike rubber side down.
back into Japanese
ダウンする際に自転車のゴム側に乗っている。
back into English
He was riding a bicycle when the rubber side down.
back into Japanese
彼はときに、ゴム側を下に自転車に乗っていた。
back into English
When he was riding a bike rubber side down.
back into Japanese
倒れた自転車のゴム側に乗っていた。
back into English
The rubber was riding a bike fell.
back into Japanese
ゴム製の自転車に乗っていたとなった。
back into English
Was riding a bicycle was made of rubber.
back into Japanese
自転車に乗ることになりました、ゴム製でした。
back into English
Ride a bike now, were made of rubber.
back into Japanese
今、自転車に乗って、ゴムでできていた。
back into English
Now, riding a bike was made of rubber.
back into Japanese
今では、自転車に乗って、ゴム製でした。
back into English
Now, riding a bike was made of rubber.
Equilibrium found!
This is a real translation party!
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Re: Translation Party

Post: # 131714Post keezel
Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:57 pm

Get back to work or else I shall fart in your general direction!
into Japanese
背中や他の私はあなたの一般的な方向におならをしなければならない仕事を入手!
back into English
I will get back to work or other should be a fart in your general direction!
back into Japanese
戻って仕事をしたり、他の一般的な方向におならをする必要がありますんですよ。
back into English
Or go back to work, it should be a fart I'm a general in the other direction.
back into Japanese
または動作するように、それは他の方向におならを私は一般的なものがあります戻ってください。
back into English
Or to work, it is a fart I please go back the other direction may be general.
back into Japanese
それとも、私は一般的かもしれないが他の方向に戻ってくださいおならが動作する。
back into English
Or fart I please go back to work in the other direction may be common.
back into Japanese
または私は他の方向によく見られることが仕事に戻ってくださいおなら。
back into English
Please return to my work or to fart often found in the other direction.
back into Japanese
私の仕事をしたり戻り、しばしば、他の方向がおならをする。
back into English
Or return to my work, often to blow off the other direction.
back into Japanese
または私の仕事に戻り、多くの場合、他の方向を吹き飛ばしています。
back into English
I return to work or, in many cases, are blowing the other direction.
back into Japanese
私や、仕事、多くの例では、他の方向に吹いているに戻ります。
back into English
And my work, in many cases, return to the blowing in the other direction.
back into Japanese
そして、私の仕事は、多くのケースでは、に戻り、他の方向に吹く。
back into English
And my job is, in many cases, go back to blowing the other direction.
back into Japanese
そして、私の仕事は、多くのケースでは、戻って他の方向に吹きに行っています。
back into English
And my job is, in many cases is going to blow back the other direction.
back into Japanese
他の方向に逆流するつもりですそして、私の仕事は、多くの例です。
back into English
And I will strike back in the other direction, my work is in many cases.
back into Japanese
そして私は戻って、他の方向に、私の仕事の多くのケースではストされます。
back into English
And I go back, in the other direction, in many cases, my job will be stored.
back into Japanese
そして、私は、他の方向に行っても、多くのケースでは、私の仕事に格納されます。
back into English
And I also go the other direction, in many cases are stored in my work.
back into Japanese
そして私はまた、多くの場合、私の仕事に格納されている他の方向に行く。
back into English
And I also often go the other direction are stored in my work.
back into Japanese
そして、私もよく私の仕事に格納されている他の方向に行く。
back into English
And going the other direction are stored in my work too well.
back into Japanese
また、他の方向に行く私の仕事に非常によく保存されています。
back into English
It also saved my job very well go the other direction.
back into Japanese
また、非常によく、他の方向に行く仕事を保存します。
back into English
Also, very often to save the jobs will go in the other direction.
back into Japanese
また、非常に多くの場合、他の方向に行くのジョブを保存します。
back into English
Also, very often, save the job of going the other direction.
back into Japanese
また、非常によく、他の方向に行くのは、ジョブを保存します。
back into English
Also, very often, I go the other direction to save the job.
back into Japanese
また、非常によく、私は、ジョブを保存するために、他の方向に行く。
back into English
Also, very often, I have to save your job, go the other direction.
back into Japanese
また、非常によく、私はあなたのジョブを保存するには、他の方向に移動している。
back into English
Also, very often, I have to save your job is to move the other direction.
back into Japanese
また、非常によく、私はあなたのジョブを保存する必要があります他の方向に移動することです。
back into English
Also, very often, I can move in the other direction you need to save your job.
back into Japanese
また、非常によく、私はあなたの仕事を保存する必要がある、他の方向に移動することができます。
back into English
Also, very often, I need to save your work, you can move the other direction.
back into Japanese
また、非常によく、私はあなたの作業内容を保存する必要がある場合は、他の方向に移動することができます。
back into English
Also, very often, if I need to save your work, you can move the other direction.
back into Japanese
私があなたの作業内容を保存する必要がありますまた、非常に多くの場合、もう一方の方向に移動することができます。
back into English
The need to save your work, I very often can be moved in the direction of the other.

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
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Re: Translation Party

Post: # 131724Post cgkanchi
Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:06 pm

frankly my dear, i don't give a damn
frankly my dear, i don't give a damn
into Japanese
率直に言って私の愛する、私はちっとも気にしないでください
back into English
Frankly my dear, I do not give a damn please
back into Japanese
率直に言って私の愛する、私はちっともしてください。与えていない
back into English
Frankly my dear, I damn please. Not given
back into Japanese
率直に言って私の愛する、私は気してください。未指定
back into English
Frankly my dear, I feel, please. Unspecified
back into Japanese
率直に言って私の愛する、私は、ご連絡ください。不定
back into English
Frankly my dear, I do, please contact us. Undefined
back into Japanese
率直に言って私の愛する、私は、ご連絡ください。不定
back into English
Frankly my dear, I do, please contact us. Undefined
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Re: Translation Party

Post: # 131727Post MistyPaws
Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:05 pm

I don't get it

Start with an English phrase:

at the end of the day
into Japanese
一日の終わりに
back into English
At the end of the day
back into Japanese
一日の終わりに
back into English
At the end of the day
Equilibrium found!
That didn't even make that much sense in English


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Re: Translation Party

Post: # 131728Post Panama Red
Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:40 pm

If I had a Million Dollars
into Japanese
もし私が100万ドルだった
back into English
If I had 100 million
back into Japanese
もし私は100万人に達した
back into English
If I reach 100 million
back into Japanese
もし私が100万100に達する
back into English
If I reached 1.0001 million
back into Japanese
もし私が1000100に達した
back into English
If I reached 1000100
back into Japanese
もし私が1000100に達した
back into English
If I reached 1000100
Equilibrium found!
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Re: Translation Party

Post: # 131729Post Panama Red
Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:42 pm

puhlease pass lice
into Japanese
シラミを渡すpuhlease
back into English
Pass lice puhlease
back into Japanese
パスシラミpuhlease
back into English
Lice puhlease path
back into Japanese
シラミpuhleaseパス
back into English
Puhlease lice path
back into Japanese
Puhleaseシラミのパス
back into English
Puhlease path lice
back into Japanese
Puhleaseパスシラミ
back into English
Lice Puhlease path
back into Japanese
シラミPuhleaseパス
back into English
Puhlease lice path
back into Japanese
Puhleaseシラミのパス
back into English
Puhlease path lice
back into Japanese
Puhleaseパスシラミ
back into English
Lice Puhlease path
back into Japanese
シラミPuhleaseパス
back into English
Puhlease lice path
back into Japanese
Puhleaseシラミのパス
back into English
Puhlease path lice
back into Japanese
Puhleaseパスシラミ
back into English
Lice Puhlease path
back into Japanese
シラミPuhleaseパス
back into English
Puhlease lice path
back into Japanese
Puhleaseシラミのパス
back into English
Puhlease path lice
back into Japanese
Puhleaseパスシラミ
back into English
Lice Puhlease path
back into Japanese
シラミPuhleaseパス
back into English
Puhlease lice path
back into Japanese
Puhleaseシラミのパス
back into English
Puhlease path lice
back into Japanese
Puhleaseパスシラミ
back into English
Lice Puhlease path
back into Japanese
シラミPuhleaseパス
back into English
Puhlease lice path
back into Japanese
Puhleaseシラミのパス
back into English
Puhlease path lice
back into Japanese
Puhleaseパスシラミ
back into English
Lice Puhlease path
back into Japanese
シラミPuhleaseパス
back into English
Puhlease lice path
back into Japanese
Puhleaseシラミのパス
back into English
Puhlease path lice
back into Japanese
Puhleaseパスシラミ
back into English
Lice Puhlease path
back into Japanese
シラミPuhleaseパス
back into English
Puhlease lice path
back into Japanese
Puhleaseシラミのパス
back into English
Puhlease path lice
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
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Re: Translation Party

Post: # 131735Post Aspman
Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:45 pm

go away or I shall taunt you some more
into Japanese
先に行ったり、私はいくつかの詳細愚弄するものとする
back into English
You go ahead, I shall taunt you some more
back into Japanese
お先にどうぞ、私はいくつかの詳細愚弄するものとする
back into English
Interest sir I shall taunt you some more
back into Japanese
利息先生私は、いくつかの詳細愚弄するものとする
back into English
My teacher interest, and shall make an ass some more
back into Japanese
私の先生の関心は、お尻ももっとしなければならない
back into English
My interest in teacher must also be more butt
back into Japanese
教師の私の関心ももっとお尻する必要があります
back into English
Should be more interest in my ass teacher
back into Japanese
私のお尻の先生の他の宿泊されるべき利益
back into English
Other interest rates of teachers to be my ass
back into Japanese
教師の他の金利私のお尻に
back into English
The other rate my ass teacher
back into Japanese
他のレート私のお尻の教師
back into English
Teacher of another rate my ass
back into Japanese
別料金の教師の私のお尻
back into English
Rate my ass by teacher
back into Japanese
レート教師が私のお尻
back into English
Rate my ass teacher
back into Japanese
率は私のお尻の教師
back into English
My teacher ratio of ass
back into Japanese
お尻の私の教師の比率
back into English
My teacher ratio of ass
Equilibrium found!
You've done this before, haven't you.
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Re: Translation Party

Post: # 131744Post MistyPaws
Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:54 pm

anyone? anyone? bueller? bueller? bueller?
into Japanese
誰?誰?ある朝突然?ある朝突然?ある朝突然?
back into English
Who? Who? Bueller's Day Off? Bueller's Day Off? Bueller's Day Off?
back into Japanese
誰?誰?ある朝突然に?ある朝突然に?ある朝突然に?
back into English
Who? Who? Bueller's Day Off? Bueller's Day Off? Bueller's Day Off?


Equilibrium found!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.


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Re: Translation Party

Post: # 131745Post rapier57
Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:48 pm

Yeah, we are having waaaaaaaayyyy too much fun with this.
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Re: Translation Party

Post: # 131747Post |3lack|ce
Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:00 pm

Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot 9 days old.
into Japanese
豆粥熱い豆粥冷ポット9日、古いでは、豆粥。
back into English
Peas porridge cold peas porridge hot pot 9, in the old bean porridge.
back into Japanese
古い豆粥の豆粥冷豆粥鍋9。
back into English
Peas porridge cold peas porridge pot bean soup old 9.
back into Japanese
豆粥冷豆粥ポット豆のスープ、古い9。
back into English
Cold bean soup bean soup bean soup pot, the old 9.
back into Japanese
冷たい豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープ鍋は、古い9。
back into English
Pot bean soup bean soup bean soup is cold, the old 9.
back into Japanese
鍋豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープは、古い9寒いです。
back into English
Bean soup bean soup bean soup pot, the old cold 9.
back into Japanese
豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープ鍋は、古い冷9。
back into English
Pot of bean soup bean soup bean soup, cold old 9.
back into Japanese
鍋豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープ、冷たい歳9。
back into English
Bean soup bean soup bean soup pot, nine-year-old cold.
back into Japanese
豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープポット、9歳の寒い。
back into English
Pot bean soup bean soup bean soup, cold nine years.
back into Japanese
鍋豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープ、冷たい九年。
back into English
Bean soup bean soup bean soup pot, nine years cold.
back into Japanese
豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープポット、9年間寒い。
back into English
Pot bean soup bean soup bean soup, cold nine years.
back into Japanese
鍋豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープ、冷たい九年。
back into English
Bean soup bean soup bean soup pot, nine years cold.
back into Japanese
豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープポット、9年間寒い。
back into English
Pot bean soup bean soup bean soup, cold nine years.
back into Japanese
鍋豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープ、冷たい九年。
back into English
Bean soup bean soup bean soup pot, nine years cold.
back into Japanese
豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープポット、9年間寒い。
back into English
Pot bean soup bean soup bean soup, cold nine years.
back into Japanese
鍋豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープ、冷たい九年。
back into English
Bean soup bean soup bean soup pot, nine years cold.
back into Japanese
豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープポット、9年間寒い。
back into English
Pot bean soup bean soup bean soup, cold nine years.
back into Japanese
鍋豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープ、冷たい九年。
back into English
Bean soup bean soup bean soup pot, nine years cold.
back into Japanese
豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープポット、9年間寒い。
back into English
Pot bean soup bean soup bean soup, cold nine years.
back into Japanese
鍋豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープ、冷たい九年。
back into English
Bean soup bean soup bean soup pot, nine years cold.
back into Japanese
豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープポット、9年間寒い。
back into English
Pot bean soup bean soup bean soup, cold nine years.
back into Japanese
鍋豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープ、冷たい九年。
back into English
Bean soup bean soup bean soup pot, nine years cold.
back into Japanese
豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープポット、9年間寒い。
back into English
Pot bean soup bean soup bean soup, cold nine years.
back into Japanese
鍋豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープ、冷たい九年。
back into English
Bean soup bean soup bean soup pot, nine years cold.
back into Japanese
豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープポット、9年間寒い。
back into English
Pot bean soup bean soup bean soup, cold nine years.
back into Japanese
鍋豆のスープ豆のスープ豆のスープ、冷たい九年。
back into English
Bean soup bean soup bean soup pot, nine years cold.
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
Muhaha! I WIN!

And then, just to add insult to injury:
Eat my shorts
into Japanese
食べて私のショーツ
back into English
Eat my shorts
Equilibrium found!
You should move to Japan!
Funny how a simple nursery rhyme can't translate, but an insult is always good.
The one thing a customer service specialist can never teach is 'being nice.'

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