Talk like a pirate 2008

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Aspman
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Talk like a pirate 2008

Post: # 120354Post Aspman
Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:32 am

Yeaaarrrr! Today be talk like a pirate day!Image

So grab your peg leg, get some grog down your gullet and grab yourself a buxom wench y'scurvy dogs arrrrrrr!

So keel haul t' yer galleon an' load yer cannons on accoun' o' th' Tazzers be goin' buccaneering!

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Re: Talk like a pirate 2008

Post: # 120356Post Egaladeist
Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:00 am

Yar ye slimy varmit, I'll be sendin' ya te the plank, thar ya can feed ta fishes on yer way down ta Davy Jones' locker! n' I ani't talkin' the Monkeys guy neither! Yar!

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Re: Talk like a pirate 2008

Post: # 120365Post Shippwreck
Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:11 pm

ooohhh ahhhh.... eeeerrrrr.... that's all I got!

Funnily enough... my pirate impressions sound very much like my Devon farmer impressions!
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Re: Talk like a pirate 2008

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Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:26 pm

Avast ye scurvy land-lubbin dogs! Learn ye ta sling Pirate talk as a good n proper crew oughtta! Yarr!

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Re: Talk like a pirate 2008

Post: # 120385Post Panama Red
Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:59 pm

Arrrgh shiver me timbers and pass the grog, ya flea bitten mongrels, and you there swabbie, pick up that stupid excuse for a first mate and toss him into that thar hold.

Look lively lads, I smell treasure on the horizon....get your piss begotten hide up into the nest and keep a sharp eye out for merchantmen.


(A few hrs later) Ship ahoy, 10points off the port bow....3 masts........

Arrghhh, man the sails and run out the cannons lads, fer tonight we dine on the bounty of our victims....arrrghhh.

{within sight of the other vessel) Arrghh lets have a look at that fat merchantmen.....Image aaaghhh feck me it's ship of the line a fecking frigate of the RN...aaaghhh Image
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Re: Talk like a pirate 2008

Post: # 120404Post Elsparrow
Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:33 pm

Shippwreck wrote:ooohhh ahhhh.... eeeerrrrr.... that's all I got!

Funnily enough... my pirate impressions sound very much like my Devon farmer impressions!
Devon farmer's don't talk like that, it's the Somerset farmers.

I mean it's bloody Somerset accent on Ambrosia adverts.

I have a SOMERSET accent. Next person to say I sound like one of those White n Wooly Sunday lunch on legs ravaging devon lot gets it :angry1:

Oh and:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU
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