New Motto For Us Girls

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Ally
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New Motto For Us Girls

Post: # 114803Post Ally
Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:21 pm

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...

'Oh shit...she's awake!! 8)


Scientia potentia est - Knowledge is Power

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Post: # 114804Post Maverick
Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:23 pm

Queen Bitch lifestyle?


I've had some ex's like that!
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Post: # 114808Post THE Doctor
Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:43 pm

Ally wrote:Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...

'Oh shit...she's awake!! 8)

ALLY...!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ........ SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!

MY wife will hear you.. IF she finds out the one that Wakes her up in the morning is a friend of mine .. it will be (More) hell for me..
.. The trouble with life is there's no background music..

Remember Grasshopper: The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

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Post: # 114820Post Shippwreck
Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:57 pm

LMAO!!! Here's hoping she doesn't lurk here either ay!
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Post: # 114837Post rapier57
Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:19 pm

Ally, you go girl!
Rapier57.

Jayne: Testing. Testing. Captain, can you hear me?
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Post: # 114941Post SirDice
Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:30 pm

My motto...

Live your dream, don't dream your life..
Oliver's Law:
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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Post: # 114945Post Ally
Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:35 pm

I can't do it :sad:

I always feel guilty if I try and do something nasty :roll:

I doubt that the spiders get frightened when I get up in the morning :?
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Post: # 114964Post THE Doctor
Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:17 pm

Ally wrote:I can't do it :sad:

I always feel guilty if I try and do something nasty :roll:

I doubt that the spiders get frightened when I get up in the morning :?
Yeh well its time you apply your motto..
Don't just climb out of bed in the morning..

THROW your feet out.. Let your body follow (any stragglers will catch up ..warning whip lash on floppy bits)
When your standing upright.. (3 secs after throwing out the feet)
Scream...... FUCK YEAH.. THIS DAY IS MINE.. An NO RUNT IS GUNNA MESS WITH ME.. once you've done that .. I have two sugars in my white coffee and Scrambled Eggs on my toast.. and .....
.. The trouble with life is there's no background music..

Remember Grasshopper: The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

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Post: # 115092Post THE Doctor
Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:19 pm

I am woman hear me roar.. some f-ing man left his undies on the floor..
I am man hear me whimper, it just gets limper and limper
hmm I better leave this alone.. before Ally flies to the Sunshine State..
.. The trouble with life is there's no background music..

Remember Grasshopper: The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

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