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Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:14 pm

I'm glad ^ understands how serious the internet is.


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Post: # 114450Post dinowuff
Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:18 pm

Holy Shit. I posted the wrong information on THE INTERNET!

Shoot - Melvin is wearing off on me....

/note to self - think before you post. Don't be a Melvin.
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Post: # 114452Post Maverick
Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:16 pm

Oh lawlz.. I was at lunch and thought I saw Melvin..

But I was wrong..
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:22 am

How the **** do you die from Acne? You pop so many deep tissue zits that you intract a severe bacterial infection from wiping a raw chicken all over your oozing face?

wtf mate.
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:26 am

Harbinger wrote:How the **** do you die from Acne? You pop so many deep tissue zits that you intract a severe bacterial infection from wiping a raw chicken all over your oozing face?

wtf mate.
Yeh well thems the stats.. when you look at the numbers we are talking 1 in how many millions?

I see the clue as being from the last item I mentioned.. Death by Autoerotica....
.. The trouble with life is there's no background music..

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Post: # 114501Post Maverick
Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:27 pm

.:Breaking News:.

There has been a Melvin spotting..

..more to come
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:28 pm

O_O NO WAI!
I spotted him as well
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:38 pm

But Wait! Melvin is as famous as Mike Jordan!

He's even got his own shoes...

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Nike Dunk Pro SB - HIGH Red and Black Melvin Edition
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Regular price: $169.99
Sale price: $89.99

[edit for credit]http://www.urbanpartz.com/men-nike-dunk ... 1_375.html[/edit]
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:41 pm

Naw, I don't think Melvin is famous.. Just notorious in certain places..
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Post: # 114529Post |3lack|ce
Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:43 pm

Well, he's got a town named after him too!

MELVIN, TEXAS
McCulloch County, Texas Hill Country
Farm Road 2087
A short distance S of Hwy 87
15 miles West of Brady
Population: 155 (2000)


(on a more serious note - well sorta) in my search for Melvin this morning I came across an interesting Melvin artist - Melvin Way, a mental patient, who does some really...well freaky and random 'scientific' formulas, some of which have sold as art in NYC (of course - crazy place, crazy's art). On selling his work, Melvin told the buyers not to try to produce the formula because it was both 'powerful and dangerous'. You can find a slideshow of it here:

http://www.hospitalaudiences.org/hai/workshop/mway.htm
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Post: # 114530Post Maverick
Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:50 pm

Hmmmm, must be a different Melvin.. I wouldn't think Melvin would have a town named after him..
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:51 pm

In Texas? Hell, he'd be the smartest guy around Podunk I'm bettin. Kinda like..the blind leading the stupid don't yanno...
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:01 pm

Probably not that smartest...
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:20 pm

dinowuff wrote:SHUT UP ...


I KILL YOU!
WTF is that from? I can hear the voice in my head (makes a change from the one that says 'kill all humans')

Very annoying.
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:22 pm

Mmm Melvin's special sauce

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