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Post: # 114747Post Egaladeist
Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:14 pm

Exactly :D Actually the poem was going to be called Asp frolicking with his Flock: A Man and his White n Wooly Sunday lunch on legs...but I thought that'd destroy the surprise ending :D

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Post: # 114749Post SirDice
Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:28 pm

< doesn't like sticking things in woolly bits..

Always makes me indecisive..

Is it a rug to wipe my feet on?
Or is it the pleasure cave?
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Post: # 114785Post Aspman
Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:09 am

You're on borrowed time fuzzball!
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Post: # 114825Post Opus
Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:43 pm

I'm just 2 women shy of a threesome
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Post: # 114826Post outerlimit
Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:04 pm

Opus wrote:I'm just 2 women shy of a threesome

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Post: # 114828Post dinowuff
Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:31 pm

Opus wrote:I'm just 2 women shy of a threesome
Ah... The bliss of Marriage
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Post: # 114868Post |3lack|ce
Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:55 am

My most recent (Today in fact, and it worked):

"I just got divorced today. Wanna go out, or just stay home and have sex?"
The one thing a customer service specialist can never teach is 'being nice.'

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