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cemetric
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Post: # 113771Post cemetric
Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:34 pm

This is more for the geek-inclined or IT-minded people ...

him: apt-get nookie
her: apt-get "Permission denied"

him: sudo apt-get nookie
her: User not in wheel group !

...


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Post: # 113772Post outerlimit
Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:25 pm

hahaha, nice
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Post: # 113774Post SirDice
Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:34 pm

Oldie but true geek style :mrgreen:

who && gawk && uname && talk && date && wine && touch && unzip && strip && touch && finger && mount && fsck && more && yes; yes; more; yes; umount && make clean && sleep
Oliver's Law:
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Post: # 113776Post outerlimit
Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:47 pm

very nice!
Havn't seen that one...
I've seen mount, fsck, umount
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Post: # 114689Post Opus
Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:53 pm

"I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you so come on baby, happiness is only a light switch away"
There are two rules for success in life:
Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you know.

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Post: # 114697Post dinowuff
Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:33 pm

Or the ever classic

It may be an inch; but it's an angry inch!
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:47 pm

haha
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Post: # 114700Post SirDice
Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:48 pm

It's not the size of the hammer that counts...

It's how hard you can hit with it :mrgreen:
Oliver's Law:
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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Post: # 114707Post Morganlefay
Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:34 pm

I love angry sex....

well to be honest any sex would be good.

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Post: # 114709Post SirDice
Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:49 pm

Morganlefay wrote:I love angry sex....

well to be honest any sex would be good.
Agreed..

Unless it involves other members of the male gender and/or furry animals...
Oliver's Law:
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Post: # 114710Post Morganlefay
Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:51 pm

well no furry animals for me either....prefer male gender though :mrgreen:

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Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:04 pm

And as their bodies deeply embraced
in the warm night air under the glistering moon
they were swept by unspoken words
revealing a want inside of them
greater than both could have even known on their own
inviting each other to share intimate places in their souls
their bodies quivering in their ecstasy
delighting in the warmth and smells around them
it was as if they had transported to a higher plane
a place where only the chosen few could go
tormented passions open to the naked eye
revealing everything with each exhilarating thrust of life between them
as if life had been just for this one moment
both wishing it would never end
it was as if they had become one
quivering bodies of flesh one upon the other
twisting and turning in a parade of unfettered joy
lavishing in the burning of passion between them
the screams of delight echoing through the night
as if the whole world was watching
the glorious embrace
as they shook at the very depths of their being
as both trembled as if in awe of everything before them
and gave way to the moment of their deepest tranquility
and in as if one breath
they became one
the moment seemingly an eternity
exhilarating as their bodies climaxed
in an accumulation of all that was or ever could be.
And as they roll over
he says to her in a language she can understand
' baa baa ba baa '


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Post: # 114717Post Morganlefay
Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:16 pm

Well we can tell what Egs preference is :shock:

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Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:18 pm

Don't diss the White n Wooly Sunday lunch on legs :D

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Post: # 114746Post Talen
Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:05 pm

Egaladeist wrote:Don't diss the White n Wooly Sunday lunch on legs :D
'Cause they've never dissed you?
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