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Kamah
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Calling all nymphos..

Post: # 79341Post Kamah
Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:26 pm

Apple has set the lawyers on the makers of the iBuzz iPod-driven vibrator. The company claims the UK website established to promote the stimulatory accessory violates its copyright.

Specifically, what LoveLabs describes as an "animation showing silhouettes of girls diddling themselves silly" is, in the words of Apple legal enforcer Field Fisher Waterhouse LLP "may have been copied or substantially copied from those in which our client own the copyright, without our client's consent..."

How many "diddling" images, we wonder, does Apple own?

Except, according to LoveLabs, it doesn't. The firm has even added a little sequence of images on its website presenting how its silhouettes were created. Being a family show, we can't reproduce the shots here, but you can get an eyeful at ibuzz.co.uk.

That said, Apple's silhouette imagery is well established as the way it markets the iPod, and while the company might have a tough time showing copyright infringement, it might be more successful by claiming LoveHoney is passing off its product as one of Apple's own.

But it shouldn't come to that. LoveLabs revealed it's in the process redesigning its website in any case, and the new look will feature a "spangly new animation for iBuzz Two that we're going to use instead".

Interestingly, Apple has targeted other producers of iPod-related sex toys. The Mac maker last month formally objected to a Japanese inventor's attempt to trademark the name of his masturbatory aid, gPod. That, Apple alleged, is too close to iPod. ®
http://www.ibuzzusa.com/
or the previous:
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/portable-med ... 112543.php
or the ohmibod:
http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2006/10/09 ... ipod_vibe/

THEN
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Net life is getting a little bit more interesting don't ya think?



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Post: # 79480Post Ally
Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:55 am

Whatever happened to having sex with real people ? 8)
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Post: # 79481Post SirDice
Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:57 am

They got replaced..

http://www.realdoll.com/ ***NSFW***

Less hassle, no nagging, no headaches ;)
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Post: # 79548Post Maverick
Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:04 pm

Ally wrote:Whatever happened to having sex with real people ? 8)

That's old fashioned - these are the days of technology! Get with the program!
- Maverick

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Post: # 79587Post Egaladeist
Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:28 pm

Oh Baby, it's so good to see your post....your CPU runs shivers down my spine...like an over-heated processor...your monitor is so sexy, you hot bed of memory...you're making my drive hard...run your fingers over your keyboard and post me Baby...post me...


Mav! Stop drooling...get away...go play with Asp :D

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Post: # 79590Post Kamah
Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:37 pm

OMG. Eg you're a regular BloodNinja
Bloodninja : Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14 : Aight.
Bloodninja : Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14 : I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja : Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14 : Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja : Me too baby.
BritneySpears14 : I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja : I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14 : Hey...
Bloodninja : I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14 : Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja : I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14 : You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja : Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja : I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14 : Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja : Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja : King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja : You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja : Baby?
http://www.stanford.edu/~ssha/bcyber.htm

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Post: # 79593Post Morganlefay
Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:40 pm

Somebody called :lol:

OMG...it might even replace Jacq Uzi

and portable too 8)

:mrgreen:

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Post: # 79601Post Aspman
Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:59 pm

Eg your daughters old enough to hold a 4x2 yet?

I'm gonna teach them to smack you on the back of the head everytime you go near a PC.

If this takes off I'm going to buy shares in Energizer.
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Post: # 79609Post Egaladeist
Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:27 pm

They already do :D

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Post: # 79708Post Aspman
Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:29 pm

Gold stars from me
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
- Denis Diderot (1713-1784)

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Post: # 79864Post Egaladeist
Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:37 pm

Image

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Post: # 80790Post Harbinger
Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:48 pm

Omg Kamah! That was hillarious! I haven't laughed out loud in a long time. Ahhh, that was refreshing.
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Post: # 80808Post alleyCat
Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:52 am

Its not original... http://bash.org/?104383

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Post: # 80828Post Talen
Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:53 am

That doesn't make it any less funny! Sheesh, she quoted it even!

Oh hi.
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