Blasted exec assistants! We're fearless!

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Blasted exec assistants! We're fearless!

Post: # 42150Post Vorlin
Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:31 pm

So I'm playing Defcon at work with some coworkers (nothing like nuking some poor slob's eastern seaboard while he's in a meeting, screw Office Mode) and around comes the president of the company's "executive executive assistant". Now, we have an exec assistant for the CIO VP who sits down the way from us and she's super cool. She's one of those execs that has the phone sex operator voice and she loves it over here in the IT department. She was telling a new female developer (there's only about 5 women in this area of about 35 guys) how great it was to be over here because there's enough women to keep them sane, but with all the guys, there's zero drama and a lot of stuff gets done for you. At that point, I rounded the corner with all the mail since I had gotten it while I was over in the mail room. Upon seeing that, she said "See, now when do you normally see a unix systems administrator pick up mail and deliver it? We love our Todd!"...

But I digress, she hates the president's assistant because she thinks she's God's gift to mankind and that she's untouchable. She sees all the nukes in the air and sniffs "Hmmmph, I wouldn't let the president see that if I were you" to which our SAN guy said "Don't you remember? We're fearless!".

So, without further's fearless!


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Post: # 42215Post J_K9
Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:28 pm

LOL! Vorlin, that's awesome! And that penguin has GUTS :mrgreen:
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Post: # 42243Post DaFoxx
Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:47 pm

until i spotted the pic
I thought this was a plea for a custom title :shock:

it still could be :?
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