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by Aspman
Sat Oct 26, 2013 7:31 pm
Forum: News Room
Topic: Roach Motel PC
Replies: 6
Views: 12100

Re: Roach Motel PC

That. Is. Pretty. Nasty.

Worked on some filthy PCs over the years but nothing with so many legs.

Glad I don't do screwdriver work any more.
by Aspman
Sat Oct 26, 2013 7:30 pm
Forum: News Room
Topic: Visa/PCI fine challenged
Replies: 3
Views: 9012

Re: Visa/PCI fine challenged

Compliance = transfer of risk and liability

90% of the time.
by Aspman
Sat Oct 26, 2013 7:26 pm
Forum: News Room
Topic: Facebook making it easier to exploit Teens
Replies: 10
Views: 17172

Re: Facebook making it easier to exploit Teens

FFS I know of teachers that demand that they are allowed to put entire classes of under 13s onto Facebook etc. Strangely those demands fade away to silence when you point out it's a breach of T&Cs, US law (COPPA), UK/EU Data protection law and ask then to accept the risk of their action in writing. ...
by Aspman
Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:23 pm
Forum: News Room
Topic: Visa/PCI fine challenged
Replies: 3
Views: 9012

Re: Visa/PCI fine challenged

Ooooh interesting.

When I get a minute (hahahahah) I need to read up on PCI V3 that's just about to drop

PCI is a racket anyway.
by Aspman
Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:40 pm
Forum: News Room
Topic: I knew RIM was F^cked
Replies: 2
Views: 7914

I knew RIM was F^cked

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-24182038 Blackberry has announced it is planning to cut 4,500 jobs, or 40% of its worldwide workforce, in an attempt to staunch huge losses. The smartphone maker said it anticipated a loss of as much as $995m (£621m) when it reports its second-quarter earnings next...
by Aspman
Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:37 pm
Forum: News Room
Topic: Barclays bank attack London
Replies: 2
Views: 7497

Barclays bank attack London

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-24172305
A KVM switch, which has a 3G router attached, allows a user to control multiple computers. This enabled the gang to remotely transfer funds to other back accounts.
Pretty good hack other than getting caught
by Aspman
Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:09 pm
Forum: News Room
Topic: Possibly dumbest question EVER :o)
Replies: 5
Views: 11627

Re: Possibly dumbest question EVER :o)

There is no such thing as a stupid question.

Erm wait a mo.....
by Aspman
Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:07 pm
Forum: News Room
Topic: The web in 60 seconds
Replies: 11
Views: 20011

Re: The web in 60 seconds

I don't think that number includes my pr0n, far too small.

People underestimate the importance of pr0n in the world. No pr0n no internet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TA57L0kuc
by Aspman
Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:47 am
Forum: News Room
Topic: The web in 60 seconds
Replies: 11
Views: 20011

Re: The web in 60 seconds

I wonder if that includes pr0n?
by Aspman
Sat Jul 27, 2013 7:54 pm
Forum: Tech News Zone
Topic: differences do add up 2008 --> 2012
Replies: 9
Views: 14690

Re: differences do add up 2008 --> 2012

Well that's good but how easy is it to transition from the older version to the new.

MS fucked us over going from HyperV 1 - 2

And we were supposed to be a technology partner at the time.
by Aspman
Sat Jul 27, 2013 7:52 pm
Forum: Tech News Zone
Topic: Microsoft parades Windows 8.1
Replies: 4
Views: 9059

Re: Microsoft parades Windows 8.1

They can hang gold coins off it but it won't matter. Win8 can't be centrally administered properly without WSUS 2012+ Since more enterprises don't have that yet, Win8 can go to hell, and probably will. MS makes money from businesses not consumers, they've forgotten that in the rush for mobile pennies.
by Aspman
Sat Jul 27, 2013 7:49 pm
Forum: News Room
Topic: WHO would invent THIS - even if it IS amazing :o)
Replies: 1
Views: 6793

Re: WHO would invent THIS - even if it IS amazing :o)

Call it a Urine flow rate monitor and sell it for 20x more to the NHS
by Aspman
Thu Jul 18, 2013 8:45 pm
Forum: Tech News Zone
Topic: Everything you wanted to know about Prism
Replies: 1
Views: 6215

Re: Everything you wanted to know about Prism

The voice call stuff is pretty mad. Don;t know if it's in that article.
by Aspman
Wed Jul 17, 2013 9:56 pm
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: Funny Images
Replies: 19
Views: 37533

Re: Funny Images

Apparently I am Mordac

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by Aspman
Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:57 pm
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: Funny Images
Replies: 19
Views: 37533

Re: Funny Images

^ that's not funny, it's educational.