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by DaFoxx
Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:53 am
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: The Official Joke Thread
Replies: 1154
Views: 496161

Re: The Official Joke Thread

Prince Charles decided to take up jogging. Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. "One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb. "No! Five pounds!" He would fire back, j...
by DaFoxx
Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:48 am
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: The Official Joke Thread
Replies: 1154
Views: 496161

Re: The Official Joke Thread

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaimed "So YOU are the great Lone Ranger..!" "In honour of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days." "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests" "What is your FIRST request..?' The Lone ...
by DaFoxx
Mon Sep 30, 2019 3:35 am
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: The Official Joke Thread
Replies: 1154
Views: 496161

Re: The Official Joke Thread

I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free. What do you call an underwater dog? A subwoofer. Me: "Is this fly spray any good for wasps?" Sales assistant: "Not really. It kills them." I was dating a woman who worked at a camping shop. We split up as the relationship was too inte...
by DaFoxx
Mon Sep 30, 2019 3:22 am
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: The Official Joke Thread
Replies: 1154
Views: 496161

Re: The Official Joke Thread

I lost my Job at the Elvis Presley snow globe factory. I'm all shook up Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin? Is it just me or are magnets really attractive? I was very lonely so I bought some shares. – It’s nice to have a bit of company. My boss yelled at me the other day, “Yo...
by DaFoxx
Sat Sep 28, 2019 8:39 pm
Forum: News Room
Topic: OMG it is feckin HOT
Replies: 10
Views: 6915

Re: OMG it is feckin HOT

and still it rains, with weather report of really bad rain to come :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
by DaFoxx
Sat Sep 28, 2019 8:37 pm
Forum: Games and Arcade Room
Topic: Nazi Zombie Army Trilogy
Replies: 6
Views: 5715

Re: Nazi Zombie Army Trilogy

SO, you are now happily ensconced in the level, and blasting away with everything you have. Now we need to figure out how to build up a decent score - hit one = 30 pts - two gets 60 pts and so on, so ten in a row will get you 300 for #10, but only so long as you DON'T MISS at all, a miss will put yo...
by DaFoxx
Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:32 pm
Forum: News Room
Topic: OMG it is feckin HOT
Replies: 10
Views: 6915

Re: OMG it is feckin HOT

all back to normal again, so that means rain and more rain, and the sun is a distant memory :(

did get to Scotland for a rally, lovely weather THERE, pissed down all way back, and it was a 1000 mile round trip, so slightly moist on my return
by DaFoxx
Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:00 pm
Forum: Games and Arcade Room
Topic: Nazi Zombie Army Trilogy
Replies: 6
Views: 5715

Nazi Zombie Army Trilogy

just thought I would add a little bit of a hints and tips section here specifically, the HORDE part, as I have found several walk through sites, and even a couple of hacks n cheats, which I do NOT use however, I have found what can only be called an Easter Egg :) to start, you are going to be in the...
by DaFoxx
Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:20 pm
Forum: News Room
Topic: OMG it is feckin HOT
Replies: 10
Views: 6915

Re: OMG it is feckin HOT

I had some time off, first EIGHT days, it rained solidly ffs :shock: temps are once again climbing nicely, but I am again back in feckin work :( first night back in, and the building has NO WATER ffs, I only drink water, and so have none here, we got a couple of bottles but if it isn't sorted soon, ...
by DaFoxx
Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:04 pm
Forum: News Room
Topic: OMG it is feckin HOT
Replies: 10
Views: 6915

OMG it is feckin HOT

and I am LOVIN it

first one to complain about the heat gets a boot up the jacksey :shock: :P :)
it will be back to winter soon enough, time NOW to sit back and enjoy it all
tits monday has nothing on a full blown hot spell here in good old Blighty :mad:
by DaFoxx
Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:24 pm
Forum: Media Room
Topic: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Replies: 1
Views: 2053

Re: Killer Klowns from Outer Space

still the same old classy guy for the old school flicks then ? :)
by DaFoxx
Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:22 pm
Forum: Writer's Block
Topic: Out of the Ashes
Replies: 1
Views: 3323

Re: Out of the Ashes

maybe keep on adding notes at least, polish the characters, plots etc, and one day, as you say, it may be your time :)
by DaFoxx
Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:59 am
Forum: Writer's Block
Topic: Books Well Let's See
Replies: 1
Views: 1462

Re: Books Well Let's See

I read a LOT of books, mainly military history, and also a lot of physics / maths too, read IT tech dependant on my latest work load, and keep re reading my Discworld collection from the late Terry Pratchett
by DaFoxx
Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:57 am
Forum: Introduction Room
Topic: Get Yer Ass Back Here
Replies: 10
Views: 7158

Re: Get Yer Ass Back Here

and seconded accordingly by my good self :hysterical:
by DaFoxx
Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:06 pm
Forum: News Room
Topic: TAZForum New Look and Updates
Replies: 4
Views: 2842

Re: TAZForum New Look and Updates

nice clean look and it is easy to read too, I'll figure out something to bitch about though, give me time :eek: :P :)