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by |3lack|ce
Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:06 pm
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: The Official Joke Thread
Replies: 1154
Views: 612641

Re: The Official Joke Thread

This isn't a joke but since dino posted up some fun coding I figured I'd show you the one that completely befuddled an entire crew of 'hardware techs', 'programmers', and 'unix sysadmins' - We'd gotten one of the big-wig's computers in the shop to upgrade and repair. It was a win98 se box. (yes, thi...
by |3lack|ce
Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:26 am
Forum: The Cave
Topic: Debate Topic: Dealing with Violent Criminals
Replies: 22
Views: 22867

Re: Debate Topic: Dealing with Violent Criminals

Much less effective imho than rubber bullets, since there's more stopping power at range, more range, and less lethality at close range. Salt loads just break the skin from range and burn like hell. Up close and personal they become as lethal as buckshot. There is no in-between range with rock-salt ...
by |3lack|ce
Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:13 am
Forum: News Room
Topic: Yet another WTF moment in history -
Replies: 8
Views: 8458

Re: Yet another WTF moment in history -

Resurrecting this thread to give y'all an update (we all figured this was going to happen...) Teacher stabbing suspect going to mental health facility Little blurb of a story here: http://www.kltv.com/Global/story.asp?S=11913267 I bloody well hope the little bastard rots there - our laws don't say *...
by |3lack|ce
Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:18 am
Forum: The Cave
Topic: Debate Topic: Dealing with Violent Criminals
Replies: 22
Views: 22867

Re: Debate Topic: Dealing with Violent Criminals

Thinking of my own misguided youth brings to mind a pertinent and painful memory. I still bear the little white scars of it to this day. You hear of it happening out in the country sometimes, but ya never figure it'll happen to you... My brother and my cousin and I were out for a stroll one warm, su...
by |3lack|ce
Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:09 am
Forum: News Room
Topic: Ok, the headline struck me as amusing..
Replies: 6
Views: 6976

Re: Ok, the headline struck me as amusing..

Churches across East Texas on high alert High Alert at a church brings to mind a robed choir armed with M-16's and a Youth Ministry in Abrams Tanks. at least there you could get someone to set up a patrol in the UK you would be lucky to drag out a couple of OAP's :shock: Really scary: Here in Podun...
by |3lack|ce
Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:20 pm
Forum: The Cave
Topic: Debate Topic: Dealing with Violent Criminals
Replies: 22
Views: 22867

Re: Debate Topic: Dealing with Violent Criminals

A) A homeless person enters your home in the middle of the night "to get warm". You SHOULD NOT SHOOT THEM IN THE FACE. The court will probably not be very sympathetic to your case. B) Someone enters your home in the middle of the night to steal your flat screen and Playstation. YOU CAN SHOOT THEIR ...
by |3lack|ce
Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:13 pm
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: Congrats Harry!
Replies: 6
Views: 5441

Re: Congrats Harry!

There are certain levels of geekdom which are best left not understood. The fact that he's a millionaire for that post proves at least HE can fathom it, so we don't need to.
by |3lack|ce
Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:12 pm
Forum: Introduction Room
Topic: Back amongst you :o)
Replies: 40
Views: 27374

Re: Back amongst you :o)

Ya had me wonderin' there Foxx. Glad to see ya home and the pub open again.
by |3lack|ce
Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:14 pm
Forum: The Cave
Topic: Debate Topic: Dealing with Violent Criminals
Replies: 22
Views: 22867

Re: Debate Topic: Dealing with Violent Criminals

Ok, so ya say you wanna kill all violent criminals.. Now my morals tell me to agree with you completely, but that still, small voice in the back of my head wants me to ask you, quite loudly, who appointed you the fooking judge? Devil's advocate time: Ask anyone who's ever actually been through a cri...
by |3lack|ce
Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:22 am
Forum: Introduction Room
Topic: Just saying hello
Replies: 13
Views: 10492

Re: Just saying hello

did someone say Silverlight <snikker>
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Make it stop!!!!1one1!! Mom!!!!!


And you can't flash us unless you're female...and at least as sexy as M(i)LF and Ally
by |3lack|ce
Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:49 pm
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: A guide to Hacking the Internet, or your neighbors wireless
Replies: 80
Views: 132079

Re: What?

Ah yes, Robert D. Raiford, the ultimate curmudgeon's curmudgeon. I live to his example.



WHO DAT???
by |3lack|ce
Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:05 am
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: A guide to Hacking the Internet, or your neighbors wireless
Replies: 80
Views: 132079

Re: Why would someone ever change the title of a thread?

(does his best Shatner)

Must.....Continue.......Postwhoring! :cool3:
by |3lack|ce
Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:57 am
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: Congrats Harry!
Replies: 6
Views: 5441

Re: Congrats Harry!

Indeed, Harry deserves a special place on TheTazzone.Com for being our first millionaire. Congrats Harry!
by |3lack|ce
Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:51 am
Forum: Political Intrigue
Topic: You Americans are sick I tell ya!
Replies: 2
Views: 3863

Re: You Americans are sick I tell ya!

Reading the above is a proud moment for me as an American. I'm thankful I live in a country where we're free enough to be raging idiots and injure ourselves with nothing worse than an anonymous write-up in the news. Freedom has never equalled common-sense. In fact, it's in the exercising of one's la...
by |3lack|ce
Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:43 am
Forum: News Room
Topic: Ok, the headline struck me as amusing..
Replies: 6
Views: 6976

Ok, the headline struck me as amusing..

Churches across East Texas on high alert Summary: Someone or some group has been going around East Texas doing arson on churches. Not good and I hope they hang the bastard(s) by their testicles. I did, however, laugh my arse off at the feeble attempt at sensationalism by our local TV news... High A...