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by Ally
Thu May 03, 2007 11:09 am
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: My Kids are nice - apparently!
Replies: 22
Views: 3428

Five quid says every single one of you was like that to a degree as teenagers. Well I was never really top at my school (The joy's of just above average intelligence in a grammar school, and no real motivation at times :D) Though I am nice to my parents.. Bite your tongue! I was a lovely child, I a...
by Ally
Thu May 03, 2007 11:07 am
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: My Kids are nice - apparently!
Replies: 22
Views: 3428

Typical kids, in school they are saints and at home they're the spawn from ... Well that's maybe a bit too harsh :D ... But it's typical though ... In school they are behaving like they should, so at home they think they don't have to anymore :mrgreen: Spawn of the devil :twisted: I have wondered i...
by Ally
Thu May 03, 2007 11:04 am
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: My Kids are nice - apparently!
Replies: 22
Views: 3428

hell Ally.. some parents think they are doing well getting grunt once a week out of any of their kids.. quick write a book about what you do before the kids learn too much more from the other kids and the TV LMAO - they can grunt along with the best of them Undertaker. Fortunately, two out of the t...
by Ally
Thu May 03, 2007 10:15 am
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: My Kids are nice - apparently!
Replies: 22
Views: 3428

My Kids are nice - apparently!

Kevin and I went to a parent teacher thing at the high school last night and listened in shock to all the nice things they said about the kids. I asked one teacher (who has a sense of humour), if he had one of my boys mixed up with another child :lol: The kids apparently do all their work, are kind ...
by Ally
Thu May 03, 2007 9:53 am
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: The Official Joke Thread
Replies: 1154
Views: 437930

IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY Artery......................... The study of paintings. Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria. Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die. Benign........................ .What you be, after you be eight. Caesarean Section.................
by Ally
Tue May 01, 2007 10:39 am
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: The Official Joke Thread
Replies: 1154
Views: 437930

Subject: The arrival of the truly Welsh film industry Now that Catherine Zeta-Jones-Swansea-Slapper-Douglas has become firmly established in Hollywood , and Charlotte (I don`t go to) Church is a well-known celebrity slapper in the UK , the Welsh film industry is to receive additional Lottery funding...
by Ally
Tue May 01, 2007 10:37 am
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: The Official Joke Thread
Replies: 1154
Views: 437930

Wee Bit Of Catholic Humor: A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest said, "Rubbing to...
by Ally
Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:37 am
Forum: Introduction Room
Topic: Hello
Replies: 16
Views: 8040

I think its really good that you drink to excess - it is probably the only way my posts will make any sense to you :roll:
by Ally
Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:35 am
Forum: Introduction Room
Topic: Hi all!
Replies: 8
Views: 5191

Re: Hi all!

prometheus wrote:ohh, need some help with a VBscript problem I've been having to but will post about it in the proper forum.
Show Off! :P :lol:
by Ally
Sun Apr 29, 2007 6:42 am
Forum: Introduction Room
Topic: Hello
Replies: 16
Views: 8040

Hi All, And thanks for the big welcome. AlleyKat - I'm just down the road from you on the south coast - Jervis Bay. Seems there are Aussies everywhere these days - winning the world cup at cricket, on the internet at the Taz Forums :lol: I'll shoot over to the programming forum and see if any has as...
by Ally
Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:08 am
Forum: Introduction Room
Topic: Hello
Replies: 16
Views: 8040

Hey... well dimwitted questions... hmmm not sure about them... you'll definetly find a lot of dimwits here... :lol: Hi Shippwreck, I came to learn, not to be an equal :lol: Any questions are welcome... hey the more dimwitted the question... the easy it is for us to answer... its when we get real te...
by Ally
Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:50 am
Forum: Introduction Room
Topic: Hello
Replies: 16
Views: 8040

Hello

Hi Everyone, I'm a wysiwyg user at the moment and want to branch out into phpbb. This is probably going to have me posting some rather dimwitted questions :mad: Which thread would they go in ? I envy the kids of today, knowing all this computer stuff as second nature - kinda like us older ones being...