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SO THEN
as this IS the Christmas thread, and we ARE getting ready to welcome December in
I will add a little post each time I am in here, to welcome you all to the festivities LOL

Bloke walks into B&Q... Drunk, slurring his words. "I'd like a boccle of methylated spirits please" Cashier "sorry I'm not allowed to serve drunken people and your clearly wanting to drink it for a cheap high" Drunk "A cheap high? I'll have you know I'm a painter and decorator and I've been painting...

I have now had my 4th jab / booster, and have also now actually caught the damn thing
would NOT like to go through it without the jabs, I mean ffs it was nasty enough as it was

Bullet Train
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12593682/? ... _sr_srsg_0

quite simply AWESOME
Brad Pitt on top of his game, full of quirky characters, and plenty of intrigue, a real good fun filled film, and yes, it has lots of violence

Lightyear
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10298810/? ... _sr_srsg_0

watched it, AND I've seen all the Toy Story films too
great film, great fun, fills in a lot of gaps, adds details of where everyone fits in, in Buzz's backstory
well worth a watch, the kids will love it

just to add, and to give the crawlers something to grab :shock: I am still here most days, deleting all accounts I do not like the look / sound / smell of :hysterical: I am allowing the odd account in still, but as of today, the numbers of accounts that bother to post, let alone return and post AGAI...

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him, the other a Star of David. Many people pass by, but they put money only into the hat of the guy behind the cross. A priest who’d been watching the pair walked up to the beggar with the Star of David and said, ...

I was telling my co workers a joke at coffee break

"What do you do if your mate has an epileptic fit in the bath?"

“Throw your laundry in.”

One of the co workers said “that's not funny, my brother died having a fit in the bath.”

"Oh, so sorry. Did he drown?"

“No, he choked on a sock....”

When the doctor diagnosed me with dyslexia it was like music to my arse.

was just thinking about this ffs - will need to edit the headliner on forum page when it happens 20 years ffs - yay, go us

just to update, on the odd chance that people actually DO read here before they join / post :shock: I am not an automated response, I read / check ALL new accounts, I will allow entry to any that pass basic muster a readable user name - a readable, not nonsensical Email address ALSO, @bumsfun.com is...

Driveway 2.jpg to do, LEFT hand to be re laid in place to straighten up, RIGHT hand left alone, the centre row to be re laid against the LEFT hand row - EASY LOL Driveway 9.jpg we started, and almost feckin DIED that first day :shock: Driveway 14.jpg advancing, NOT at speed, but heading forwards at...

just realised I said I would add some pictures of the driveway battle LOL
only a couple of months late, so hardly anything really
but, again, in work, all over Easter, will get some added once I am
a/ finished work
b/ can be arsed

and so it goes on, I am still around, still culling ALL account I find to be dodgy and I even DO let a few through :shock: but to date, only had ONE account that actually posted, that wasn't pron, that went straight to the cull pile so I will be runnig the fine tooth comb through the entire member l...

point of order to Jan135 your posts will remain in approval required until you post around the 5 - 10 mark, and will depend on what WE perceive your account to be once it is allowed to post as it wants, there will still be a throttle on it, as it is on all accounts and then you will be allowed to po...